Monday, 5 November 2007
Yomama's so dumb, she can't spell her name backwards if it were 'Bob'.
The above is a Yomama joke I made one fine day. And no, it's mine so you can't use it (I said that even though you are
gonna use it).
Personally, iee findz pplex hu tyypz liek tis rly pathetic n hilariously stupid.
I didn't alienify (geddit, ah-lian-ify) 'Personally', 'pathetic' and 'hilariously stupid' because I highly doubt that people who do
type like that wouldn't use those words, for they probably wouldn't know the meanings of the words. Yes, even 'stupid'. That's how stupid
I feel that they are.
Not to mention people who type like that are hella irritating
I sincerely apologise
to those aliens (geddit, ah-lians) for implying
that you're inferior
to me. That is, if
you can understand
what I just
Man, I am so saddistic
. Not to mention bloody mean
Okay, the above made not much sense, nor was it useful.
But for those aliens (geddit, ah-lians) who probably
that, here's the translation
:zomgzxz iem so laaame can!
have been made good-naturedly
Feel free to comment or flame me for this post either in your blogs (which would probably have lots of 'z's and 'x's) or in the Comments section of this post.
That is, if
you can find the Comments button. Don't worry, I'll help you do it.
But before you do that, please note that I went out of my way to tediously
type out all the HTML codes to embolden
the words with which I mocked
people who type like [refer to third paragraph]. And also to italicise
(I'm not even sure if that is a word) the words which are slanted such as this
But seriously, I hold no grudge
against you aliens (geddi - oh, nevermind).
In fact, <sarcasm
>you people are my idols, and I personally feel that you are way smarter than me, not to mention more cute and funny than me, too. All because of the way you type.< /sarcasm
Your [insert witty adjective that would seem like a good punchline to the above post],
Posted by Az at 8:14 PM
Told you I'd help.
z0mGzzxz eH u daMn meAN eh. u sUx0rs n00B tYpIN lIEk diS Is keWl dErhh worx.
iee noe ur JUs jeLOus bCos we R kewlzxz
posted by Az
: 5 November 2007 at 8:59 PM
i hate people who type that way too!
btw i love reading ur posts but heck im just too lazy to comment:/ maybe i shall be nice and comment more next time:D
posted by : 9 November 2007 at 7:43 PM