Monday, 26 May 2008

Why I don't have a girlfriend

Simple. Because I invest so much time trying to get something like this.

WARNING: The content of this post may not be appropriate for all audiences.

So, I got the Brass Balls achievement. Yeah.

Now, with my big brass balls, I shall go talk to a girl.

Your favourite and ballsiest beatboxing ambigrammist,

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Tuesday, 20 May 2008


Yeah, I've noticed it too.

My posts are getting more bitchy and less me.

Will try to do something about it.

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,

Posted by Az at 10:39 pm

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Monday, 19 May 2008

You'll never be the very best

And that's cos we're the original Pokemon Masters, bitch.

You and your Nintendo DS's, playing Diamond or Pearl versions. Betcha never heard of the rare candy code.

K so personally, I think kids these days suck. Spoilt brats with the worst of music (just tune in to 98.7fm). Your era with the bad Disney movies and Disney stars (Hey there, Vanessa and Miley! Oh, hi to you too, Zac Gayfron.).

Seriously, guys, think of all the animated Disney classics we had (IN COLOUR ZOMG) like The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Pocahontas et cetera et cetera et cetera. I mean those movies had nice music (no, HSM, yours blows) and had morals and all that jazz.

And where the movies had happily ever afters and no bitches or backstabbing and stuff.

And all those shows like Captain Planet and stuff. Kids these days could seriously use that blue dude with the green mullet. My siblings don't know how to operate a bleeding switch besides flicking it one way.

And we can never forget our favourite pedophilic purple dinosaur who loves us all. How many shows have a song that goes "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." at the end of every episode??? Certainly not your big Japanese robot series (no, I'm not talking about the cool ones like Gundam Seed).

Yeah, our generation freakin pwns yours.

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,

Posted by Az at 6:43 pm

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Saturday, 17 May 2008

Withering language

Go translate that.

So, I'm motivated to kick some 'O' Level MT ass `cause I've had enough of that damned Austronesian language.

On another note, everything seems to be fucking up right now. I blame 'O' Levels. Do you?

Thought you would.


I'm feeling pretty unmotivated to do anything. Like, 'What's the point of it?' kinda thing minus the teenage emo/angst shit. Because I like to think of myself as a mature adult.

I mean, look at me! I haz facial hair. More than Faizan, even.

So now I'm doing this experiment test thing to clarify some shit. Unfortunately, all it involves is being quiet and waiting. Like, seriously. Just waiting for something to happen. And like that Chemistry practical the other day, it could blow up, though not onto an idiot's shirt (and book and table), but right in my face.

So yer. Let's hope my theory is wrong.

Oh yeah, I've found out how your past can come back to haunt you. And not really like 'Meh, I can shrug it off' kinda haunt but the kind where it screws up a really big (no, not literally, never literally) part of your current life. Man, talk about butterfly effect.

So I guess what I'm trying to say here is that life is dsh-ing me in the face right now and I really feel like biting its balls.

K, I guess that's it then.

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,

Posted by Az at 5:02 pm

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Sunday, 11 May 2008

Hey, that shirt you're wearing...

Is it really true?

Why, why yes it is. Regrets I've had a few but then again too few to mention. Actually, I think I've never regretted doing most anything that I have done.

Just a few, around two to three that I can remember remembering. But damn, those ones suck a lot.

Like seriously, a lot.

Well I guess now I'm an emo shitbag. Hah, never saw it coming. At all.



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Sunday, 4 May 2008

Grinding gears

"Yeah! Whoo! Bring it on sucker! This is my kinda shit!"
- Quote by Pvt. Augustus "Cole Train" Cole

Wahahaha, finished Gears of War campaign mode on Insane difficulty (hardest one) yesterday (well, technically) and that added a huge chunk of numbers to my gamerscore.

Collecting COG tags through the run was also pretty useful.

So the achievements I got just now (or yesterday, if you wanna get technical) were the following (Click to enlarge):

That's 210 gamerpoints.

Plus all the others I achieved during this run, which is another 210 gamerpoints, I have in total 420 gamerpoints!

Not like anyone actually gives a shit, though.

Your favourite insane COG soldier,

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