Monday, 19 May 2008

You'll never be the very best

And that's cos we're the original Pokemon Masters, bitch.

You and your Nintendo DS's, playing Diamond or Pearl versions. Betcha never heard of the rare candy code.

K so personally, I think kids these days suck. Spoilt brats with the worst of music (just tune in to 98.7fm). Your era with the bad Disney movies and Disney stars (Hey there, Vanessa and Miley! Oh, hi to you too, Zac Gayfron.).

Seriously, guys, think of all the animated Disney classics we had (IN COLOUR ZOMG) like The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Pocahontas et cetera et cetera et cetera. I mean those movies had nice music (no, HSM, yours blows) and had morals and all that jazz.

And where the movies had happily ever afters and no bitches or backstabbing and stuff.

And all those shows like Captain Planet and stuff. Kids these days could seriously use that blue dude with the green mullet. My siblings don't know how to operate a bleeding switch besides flicking it one way.

And we can never forget our favourite pedophilic purple dinosaur who loves us all. How many shows have a song that goes "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." at the end of every episode??? Certainly not your big Japanese robot series (no, I'm not talking about the cool ones like Gundam Seed).

Yeah, our generation freakin pwns yours.

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,

Posted by Az at 6:43 PM


Comment: #4449158483317896210
As much as you may be right about the rest of the stuff, you're not allowed to say that about Pokemon 'cause you never played red and blue. Seriously. There only need to be 150 Pokemon.
# posted by Blogger Ashley : 20 May 2008 at 3:33 PM
Comment: #7595472250081606685
But I DID play red, though it wasn't the first one I played.
# posted by Blogger Az : 20 May 2008 at 6:25 PM
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