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Thursday, 29 November 2007

If I were a vampire's son...

...and if I were to marry
I would marry a vampire's daughter
More than anybody
Because she can suck, and I can suck
And we can suck together
In the middle of the night
Sucking one another

If I were a carpenter's son...


Totally random NCC song.

Oh, speaking of NCC, did you know that there was NCC camp from Monday to Wednesday?

Betcha didn't. So here are some of the highlights of the camp.

On one night, we had our Night Topography, and we ended up walking from TKSS to Tanah Merah MRT (on the way to Expo, but `twas too far and we got called back), where we took bus 31 back to school.

And after that, when we were all back in school, we took the Part A's (sec ones) around to TK's hotspots, as in, TK's more haunted areas. One of the areas ws the famed L-shaped toilet on the third floor. I made the whole of Part A fall in at the longer part of the 'L' and I stood near the bottom part. Then we told them stories and such. Aman was telling them how previous ASM Shadan heard noises and how he too slept there before. And after that, I said "And the door is locked nowadays.", which was true. And at that moment, as if on cue, everyone there heard shuffling noises and the sound of a door unlocking coming from the infamous toilet. Trust me, no one was there and it was on the same level as us.

Then while the Part A's had their solosleep (you can guess), us Part C's were in the middle of the assembly plaza scaring ourselves with stories and stuff.

The next day, we all went to Wild Wild Wet, like we do every year. Timothy, Edmund and myself just went for two rounds around Shiok River and washed up, ate and slacked. From 11-ish am till 3pm.

And then there was the barbeque, which caused some Part C's to feel sick and stuff. Following that was the movie, Shutter. Some Part C's were slightly scared (me included) and...yep. After the Part A's and B's went to sleep, the Part C's went back into the freezing auditorium to watch 300. Awesome movie.

And the next day, we all got to go home...


...except for the Part A's.

Initially I had photos to show y'all, but some other time, eh?

Oh, yes. One thing to note: All criticism and mocking made in posts that aren't rants on how current music sucks and stuff like that are all done good-naturedly. Do not take them personally.

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,
Az

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AZ spelled backwards is...

...ZA, of course.

And because of that placed beside ACNE, I won in my first ever serious online scrabble match against Judith whowillcheat (inside-ish joke, she didn't really cheat).


Fu-yoh!

Was a really close match, with me using only up till thr33 (omg) letters per turn until I used TORQUE. Could've used up an R to make TORQUER but there wasn't any space. And then, later on, with shat and stuff just to use up the letters and then came along good ol' ZA.

,tsmmargibma gnixobtaeb etiruovaf ruoY
ZA

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,
Az

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Monday, 19 November 2007

Of bad music and other stuff

I think I might've run out of titles for posts. The above title came into my mind because I can hear some High School Musical 2 song being played downstairs.

YES, PEOPLE. I THINK THAT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS BIG TIME.

I haven't even watched it yet, but the songs irritate the hell outta me. Just like most current songs, which so many people like except for me and a few rational-thinking people. Most of which is all the hip-hop that's circling around right now, with verses and videos full of sex and drugs fit into a simple beat and annoying high-pitched tunes. Only the few (or, actually only one, to my knowledge) are nice. Who? Mike Shinoda (or Fort Minor).

Also, there're songs which make absolutely no fricken sense at all (ella ella).

Why people like songs like Smack That, Umbrella (yes, ESPECIALLY this), [insert name of HSM song here], [insert name of Simple Plan song here], among many others is simply beyond me.

Why, songs from the 50's are nicer (Harry Belafonte, look him up).

I have to say, I'm kinda (when I say 'kinda' here, I mean 'very, very, extremely') disappointed in music these days. And MTV isn't helping (like a man once said, it's only good for shows like Yomama and Pimp My Ride) either.

Before I end this part of the post, I'd just like to say one more thing: HSM fanboys/girls, instead of flaming me or harbouring hatred towards me, get a life (and a taste of music at that).

*

See (points above)? I was about to post something on the holidays and then HSM got me really pissed and stuff, thus the topic of bad music arising.

Anyway, I'm thinking of taking art classes during the holidays. Anyone wanna come with me or know of any good art...place thingies? Contact me.

Your favourite (unless you're a HSM fanboy/girl or a listener of RnB and hip-hop , then I'm probably your most hated) beatboxing ambirgammist,
Az

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Friday, 16 November 2007

Wanted

Didn't know I was this popular.



and then...



and then...



"You guys are ruthless man...Ruthless!"

Definitely your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist.

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Saturday, 10 November 2007

Thr33

[3dit3d]

This is really weird/cool (wool?):

The year is 2007. Take 20 and add it to 07, you get 27, which is 3 to the power of 3.

And then take 3 and multiply it by 3, you'd get 9. You can also get 9 by adding 2 to 7 (remember, 27?).

Also notice the number of '3' stuff that's been happening this year?

Shrek 3
Spiderman 3
Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Then there's Linkin Park's third proper album, Minutes To Midnight.

And who can forget, Halo 3

Oh yes, check this out.

A - 1
B - 2
C - 3
D - 4
E - 5
F - 6
G - 7
H - 8
I - 9
J - 10
K - 11
L - 12
M - 13
N - 14
O - 15
P - 16
Q - 17
R - 18
S - 19
T - 20
U - 21
V - 22
W - 23
X - 24
Y - 25
Z - 26

A, Z, R, I - 1, 26, 18, 9

1 + 26, 18 + 9
= 27, 27
= 3^3, 3^3

Tell me I'm not mad.

This is the kind of nonsense that happens when you're a bored, curious and inquisitive idiot.

But maybe that 3 thing may be a sign, like my L1R5 (pfffyeah right), the meaning of life or something like that.

(edit)Guess what the advertisement in my Windows Live Messenger window advertising. That's right. Changi Airport's T3 (that means Terminal 3). Oh my God, maybe something's gonna happen there soon (I swear I'm not aware of any planned/planning/about-to-be-planned terrorist attack.(/edit)

So...yeah.

By3!

Your favourit3 b3atboxing ambigrammist
Az

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Thr33

This is really weird/cool (wool?):

The year is 2007. Take 20 and add it to 07, you get 27, which is 3 to the power of 3.

And then take 3 and multiply it by 3, you'd get 9. You can also get 9 by adding 2 to 7 (remember, 27?).

Also notice the number of '3' stuff that's been happening this year?

Shrek 3
Spiderman 3
Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Then there's Linkin Park's third proper album, Minutes To Midnight.

And who can forget, Halo 3

Oh yes, check this out.

A - 1
B - 2
C - 3
D - 4
E - 5
F - 6
G - 7
H - 8
I - 9
J - 10
K - 11
L - 12
M - 13
N - 14
O - 15
P - 16
Q - 17
R - 18
S - 19
T - 20
U - 21
V - 22
W - 23
X - 24
Y - 25
Z - 26

A, Z, R, I - 1, 26, 18, 9

1 + 26, 18 + 9
= 27, 27
= 3^3, 3^3

Tell me I'm not mad.

This is the kind of nonsense that happens when you're a bored, curious and inquisitive idiot.

But maybe that 3 thing may be a sign, like my L1R5 (pfffyeah right), the meaning of life or something like that.

So...yeah.

By3!

Your favourit3 b3atboxing ambigrammist
Az

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Friday, 9 November 2007

Dying in your sleep even before you sleep

Bet that didn't make sense.

So...sorry for my internet hiatus for the last two days (that is, if you actually noticed, in which case, you probably would've called or SMS-ed me or something, which no one did, so no one actually noticed, which puts this whole paragraph to naught).

Internet was down and the dad was overseas.

So, anyway, stuff happened in the past two days (oh, who the heck am I kidding, I'm just gonna show off my gamerscore again).

One, I went to the dentist's truck/trailer thing and since I was such a good boy, she gave me this tooth keychain thing...which was actually floss. Well, at least it had a smiley sticker on it.

Oh yes, I'm starting to like Heroes.

And then the next day was Deepavali, so did nothing much, watched The Game Plan, though. It's one of those movies that start off all funny, then becomes heartwarming (think, 'aaaaaaw') and then it just gets corny (without the bones, and I doubt only Justin will get this). But nice movie nevertheless.

And when I reached home from the movie, I decided to try my luck at getting the third level of Halo 3 completed with a total of 15000 points in the Campaign Meta-Game. I forgot what happened, so no details...yet. So, anyway, I turned on all skulls except for the Iron, Blind, and Cowbell skulls.

Which means that the Catch skull was included (more grenades and stuff).

After a few attempts, I decided to get some shuteye, and the moment I closed my eyes, I saw plasma grenades flying at me. Lots of `em. Like, seriously. Thus, the title of this post. Note that I was pretty conscious at the moment, not even surrendering to the warm embrace of sleep.

None of those grenades hit me, though. That is, to the best of my knowledge.

Or maybe...one of those grenades did hit me and as it exploded my consciousness died and I drifted off to dreamland (which is probably what will happen when you cross Dream Works and Disney Land), where I dreamed of something weird, and hopefully untrue.

But I guess that if I were to die by a plasma grenade in real life, then the dream was probably a vision of the future, which I hope not, but even if it did come true, I would've been blasted to pieces already.

So, uh...yeah?

Oh yes, the post below about aliens (geddit, ah-lians) was something I did to kill time. You want less of those posts, go get me a game for my Penelope (I doubt that the people who'd get this are the people who don't read my blog, so yeah).

Oh, yes. Daniel, I've completed the first five levels (that means up till The Ark) with 15000 points. Which leaves my gamerscore to be 1300 (which is nothing compared to what Joshua claims his gamerscore to be).

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,
Az

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Monday, 5 November 2007

Dumb

Yomama's so dumb, she can't spell her name backwards if it were 'Bob'.

The above is a Yomama joke I made one fine day. And no, it's mine so you can't use it (I said that even though you are gonna use it).

Personally, iee findz pplex hu tyypz liek tis rly pathetic n hilariously stupid.

I didn't alienify (geddit, ah-lian-ify) 'Personally', 'pathetic' and 'hilariously stupid' because I highly doubt that people who do type like that wouldn't use those words, for they probably wouldn't know the meanings of the words. Yes, even 'stupid'. That's how stupid I feel that they are.

Not to mention people who type like that are hella irritating.

I sincerely apologise to those aliens (geddit, ah-lians) for implying that you're inferior to me. That is, if you can understand what I just typed typed.

Man, I am so saddistic and immature. Not to mention bloody mean.

Okay, the above made not much sense, nor was it useful.

But for those aliens (geddit, ah-lians) who probably didn't understand that, here's the translation:
zomgzxz iem so laaame can!

***

All criticisms have been made good-naturedly.

Feel free to comment or flame me for this post either in your blogs (which would probably have lots of 'z's and 'x's) or in the Comments section of this post.

That is, if you can find the Comments button. Don't worry, I'll help you do it.

But before you do that, please note that I went out of my way to tediously type out all the HTML codes to embolden and underline the words with which I mocked people who type like [refer to third paragraph]. And also to italicise (I'm not even sure if that is a word) the words which are slanted such as this.

But seriously, I hold no grudge against you aliens (geddi - oh, nevermind).

In fact, <sarcasm>you people are my idols, and I personally feel that you are way smarter than me, not to mention more cute and funny than me, too. All because of the way you type.< /sarcasm>

Your [insert witty adjective that would seem like a good punchline to the above post],
Az

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Sunday, 4 November 2007

13112007

Thirteenth November 2007.

The day where English king Ethelred ordered killing of all Danes in England in the year 1002AD.

And 1005 years later, the day Linkin Park is gonna perform in Singapore.

Which is the first time I'm going to see them live, which is also my first ever concert.

Sadly, though, I didn't get the free standing tickets `cause it was 'too violent'. Oh well, I get to sit right beside the stage. The ticket cost S$128, kindly sponsored by my dad (no...I wasn't gonna get paid to advertise him on this dead blog).

Anyone else going? Then we can meet up or something before going. Set? Set.

Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist,
Az

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Thursday, 1 November 2007

"Somewhere...beyond the sea..."

Yeah, that song from Bobby Darin (whoever that is).

This `ere post has nothing to do with music. Just gaming.

So you might be wondering why the abovementioned song was...mentioned. Simple, because it was used for Bioshock (y`know, the game I told you to Wiki and Youtube about...)

Completed it. As a good guy, which means I saved all the Little Sisters. Gameplay is awesome, though the settings can be pretty repetitive and confusing.

But all in all, totally awesome game. 4.58246 controllers out of 5. The ending was pretty touching too. But of course, you'd have to play it to feel the impact. Plus, how often do you get to modify your genes and stuff? Great game, great game.

Would you kindly go get an XBox 360 and play Bioshock now?



"Get `im Mr. B! Get `im!"

Oh, and by the way, gamerscore 1235.

Your favourite genetically modified shooter,
Az

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