WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST MAY OR MAY NOT (I CHOOSE THE FORMER) CONTAIN CONTENT THAT MAY BE DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE FOR SOME VIEWERS, OR CONTENT THAT WHEN VIEWED BY YOU WILL GET ME INTO TROUBLE. SO READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK (OR MINE, IN WHICH CASE I'D HATE YOU VERY MUCH). ENJOY.
Ever wondered how different your life could've been if your name was BITCH?
Well, wonder no more, for I have the answers.
Damn, there are a lot more but they got deleted somewhere.
Also...what if you named your pokemon schlong? Hmmm...
That's what. Note that none of these were photoshopped. They were screenshots from my game of Pokemon Ruby, BITCH.
And since we're on screenshots, here are some funny (well, I found them pretty funny) ones that I took.
Well, I found this pretty funny when I first read it.
I don't do students. Or any of the above.
Your favourite inappropriate beatboxing ambigrammist, Az
...of Ashley's and my skillz, two markers, a total bastard of a mind and free time.
Click to enlarge.
Ashley drew the whale, and Sailor Woon's outfit and ponytails. Flowers were by Nazurah/Farhah and the rest is by me.
Total absolute freaking lol.
Before we knew it, the class was filled with people from other classes taking a look at the masterpiece while we added this and that. Didn't think a drawing starting with a parodied Nicky could turn into something so awesome.
Seriously though, that was an awesome afternoon. Too bad the teacher erased it.
Oh well, it took 15 minutes anyway. I can always do a better one during breaks.
Try and see if you can get all the references.
Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist bastard, Az
Before I carry on with this post I'd just like to say that some school rules (regarding library and attire) are just plain bullshit and that the way truncated lessons are carried out now is also bullshit and it should just be called normal-school-days-with-modified-time-tables. And those who came up with the irrational rules and truncated planning are assholes who seem to care more about appearance and other minute things instead of the studies of the students. Talk about superficial. So screw you.
K got that off my chest and now I can say how awesome today was.
The class tees are awesome and comfy and awesome-looking. Also, I got an A1 for E Math and I performed a Leap Of Faith (just like Altair). And for the family members reading this, no, I didn't ask a girl out or to be my girlfriend or anything like that.
So today was awesome besides the pissy anal-ness of some of the staff members.
Also, I shall dive into the chasm of revision and practice soon with renewed vigour to get into Vijay.
Hopefully there'll be a haystack at the bottom to cushion my fall.
Your favourite game-referencing, pissy-staff-hating beatboxing ambigrammist, Az
This weekend was awesome because I got to spend it with some of my closest guy friends.
And not in a big group. I tend to feel quiet and left out in those.
So on Saturday spent the better part of the day with Justin playing Gears of War, which was totally kickass cos I got an achievement and I got to share the gloriness of the Gears universe with someone else.
And we had our usual talks about anything and everything that we care about and stuff. Pretty mushy, but I think that's what puts me on the same page as some other guys.
And today, I had Timothy and Melvin over to study. Or more appropriately, "study". Ended up with me on the floor taking a semi-nap and then talking/bitching about the past, present, future and whatnot.
Only when with a select few people I talk freely and have an interesting conversation that can last hours.
And then there's the people who I, for some reason or another, cannot talk to because of the constant lack of a subject to talk about. Which kinda sucks.
So, yeah. Weekend was a good stress reliever.
Now, like many have said on their blog and most failed to do (so will I), full steam ahead for 'O's!
Oh, before I forget. Here's the pussy part of the post.
I love the way it stares at the camera. Makes me go all girly and I-wanna-cuddle-it-ey.