Sunday, 20 July 2008
I swear that I'm never gonna subscribe to Disney Channel for my kids when they grow up. They'll watch channels like National Geographic, Discovery, Animal Planet, etc.
This is so that they won't end up like my siblings. Or anyone else who's a Hannah Montana/HSM fan. We all know one or two. And we also know they're retarded.
Also, they won't have game devices. That's only for when they're 16 (if they turn out right).
And, I'll raise them overseas first, then come back here so they won't have to take Mother Tongue.
I also won't be afraid to discipline them when they're young. I was caned when I was young and I turned out like this. My younger siblings weren't, and I'm pretty sure they're a lot worse. They'll thank me for it.
I'll teach them manners and respect.
Parents, feel free to use these child-raising methods. It'll make the world a less fucked-up place.
Your favourite beatboxing ambigrammist who has a parenting plan,
Posted by Az at 12:29 AM
posted by TechDude
: 26 July 2008 at 4:58 PM
Don't give them any gaming devices at all... have them get it for themselves when they grow up if they really want to.
Restrict access to the computer, but generate interest for it via computer courses and such.
Get them a computer when they are 8, but only let them use it once a week or much less. Also, dial-up ftw!
Then hopefully they'll turn out like me. =P
posted by Az
: 27 July 2008 at 7:34 PM
I'm so outdated by leaving comment only now. HA
Ya know if you don't subscribe to Disney Chnn, and subscribe to discovery chnn and such, your kids would turn out like me.
No game devices. wow.
No caning, once again like me.
Manners and respect. Everyone does!
posted by : 3 August 2008 at 11:51 PM