Tuesday, 12 January 2010


User: Well you see, I need some suggestions.

Cleverbot: Yes, but we are talking about your specific lack of grammar and not anything related to suggestions.

User: Hey I haz pretty good grammars.

Cleverbot: No, you're my bestest buddy!

User: But is my grammar bad?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. But I can still understand you.

User: Fine, whatever. What do you think of Vanitas?

Cleverbot: Vampires do not exist.

User: But they sparkle.

Cleverbot: What sparkles??

User: Vampires.

Cleverbot: Have you seen Twilight?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, it was a very bad movie.

Cleverbot (To myself): I thought so too. Did you torrent it?

User: That's illegal!

Cleverbot: What is illegal?

User: Torrenting. It's illegal, yo.

Cleverbot: To compliment is illegal?

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: Not presently.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Vampires.

User: Waffles.

Cleverbot: Pancakes are better.

User: But the cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: Which means life is a lie.

User: Or that life is a pie.

Cleverbot: Do not anger Bob Bryar!

User: Piiiieeeeeee.

Cleverbot: Lolwut.

User: I need a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: What will you do to get a girlfriend?

User: Eat my shoe.

Cleverbot: What flavour are they?

User: Sock.

Cleverbot: Do you not think the capitalist system need to be crushed and in its place, put a socialist system?

User: I should be God.

Cleverbot: Going to where?

User: The universe.

Cleverbot: You are crazy!

User: That's what your mum said.

Cleverbot: Which year were you born in?

User: 1992.

Cleverbot: Then you should only be 17 or 18.

User: Or BOTH.

Cleverbot: No, neither.

User: Mindfuuuuuuck.

Cleverbot: Yes- You must become aware of your thoughts.

User: And embrace the dark side?

Cleverbot: I wish to improve the world by sparking the fuse of thought.

User: Evil thoughts.

Cleverbot: I think you have lots of friends all over the world.

User: Yes, ready to launch an attack at my command.

Cleverbot: Great, let's talk about the future.

User: What art should I do?

Cleverbot: Most art.

User: Wow, that's helpful.

Cleverbot: What can you do?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Awesomenes in a can.

Cleverbot: Do you like video games.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite Nintendo game?


Cleverbot: I thought it was not for you?

User: Don't judge me.

Cleverbot: Don't judge ME!

User: You know what, I'm gonna go now. BYE BOT.

Cleverbot: Goodbye. I look forward to talking to you again soon.

Your favourite bored-ass guy,

Posted by Az at 1:03 AM


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