Tuesday, 12 January 2010
User: Well you see, I need some suggestions.
Cleverbot: Yes, but we are talking about your specific lack of grammar and not anything related to suggestions.
User: Hey I haz pretty good grammars.
Cleverbot: No, you're my bestest buddy!
User: But is my grammar bad?
Cleverbot: Sometimes. But I can still understand you.
User: Fine, whatever. What do you think of Vanitas?
Cleverbot: Vampires do not exist.
User: But they sparkle.
Cleverbot: What sparkles??
Cleverbot: Have you seen Twilight?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, it was a very bad movie.
Cleverbot (To myself): I thought so too. Did you torrent it?
User: That's illegal!
Cleverbot: What is illegal?
User: Torrenting. It's illegal, yo.
Cleverbot: To compliment is illegal?
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: Not presently.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Pancakes are better.
User: But the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Which means life is a lie.
User: Or that life is a pie.
Cleverbot: Do not anger Bob Bryar!
User: I need a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: What will you do to get a girlfriend?
User: Eat my shoe.
Cleverbot: What flavour are they?
Cleverbot: Do you not think the capitalist system need to be crushed and in its place, put a socialist system?
User: I should be God.
Cleverbot: Going to where?
User: The universe.
Cleverbot: You are crazy!
User: That's what your mum said.
Cleverbot: Which year were you born in?
Cleverbot: Then you should only be 17 or 18.
User: Or BOTH.
Cleverbot: No, neither.
Cleverbot: Yes- You must become aware of your thoughts.
User: And embrace the dark side?
Cleverbot: I wish to improve the world by sparking the fuse of thought.
User: Evil thoughts.
Cleverbot: I think you have lots of friends all over the world.
User: Yes, ready to launch an attack at my command.
Cleverbot: Great, let's talk about the future.
User: What art should I do?
Cleverbot: Most art.
User: Wow, that's helpful.
Cleverbot: What can you do?
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Awesomenes in a can.
Cleverbot: Do you like video games.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite Nintendo game?
Cleverbot: I thought it was not for you?
User: Don't judge me.
Cleverbot: Don't judge ME!
User: You know what, I'm gonna go now. BYE BOT.
Cleverbot: Goodbye. I look forward to talking to you again soon.
Your favourite bored-ass guy,
Posted by Az at 1:03 AM